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else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
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Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece
of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla.
(griller)!
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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A:
They have big fingers.
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A gorilla was
walking through the jungle
when he came across a deer eating grass in a
clearing. The gorilla
roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer
replied,
'Oh, you are, Master.'
The gorilla walked off plea . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why do primates do so
well in show
biz?
Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why do waiters
like Gorillas better than
flies?
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a
Gorilla in
my soup!'
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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape
money?
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why do Apes like tall buildings?
They want
to climb the heights of the business world!
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Why do Apes
love to go to school in bad
neighbourhoods?
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why do the Gorillas
like Jimmy
Carter?
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the
girl Gorilla, engaged to the
invisible man, call off the wedding?
Because in the last analysis she
just couldn't see it!
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Why did the
Gorilla enlist in the ragged
continental army?
To avoid the draft!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the Gorilla fail English?
He had
little Ape-titude!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
An
advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why do apes climb to the tops of
buildings?
The elevator men are on strike!
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Why did the Ape jump off the building?
He
wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher
make it
in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did both Germany and the U.S
want to
hire Apes during World War Two?
Because they are excellent at waging
Gorilla warfare!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the
actor fire his Gorilla
agent?
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Who is the Gorillas' favourite
playwright?
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of
recent years?
Hairy Truman!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why are Gorillas underpaid?
They're
willing to work peanuts!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
another
animal when it gets romantic?
The bear hug!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Which two names figure prominently in every
Ape's
diet?
Ben/Anna!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire
most?
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Which song title makes an Ape
heartsick?
Gorilla My Dreams!
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