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If an electric train travels 90
miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the
north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke
from an electric train!
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Q: What kind
of work does a weak cat do? - A:
Light mouse work.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al
Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be
saved?
A: The United States of America!
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds
from improving schools to improving jails?
A: Because when his
term is through, he won't be going to school.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q:
Why does Chelsea look so stupid and
ugly?
A: Heredity.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a
private
school?
A: If they sent her to a public school, the
secret service would be
out-gunned!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in
common?
A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What
happened when Bill Clinton got a
shot of testosterone?
A: He turned into Hillary!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new
car to commemorate President Clinton's election?
A: It's gonna
be called the Dodge Drafter!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Why does the secret
service guard
Hillary so closely?
A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes
President!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q:
How many Clinton administration
officials does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Two--one to screw
the bulb into the water faucet while the other
tells us that
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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands
of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait
four years.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Bill Clinton
is writing his memoirs.
They're called "The Johnson Years".
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does
it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They like to keep him in
the dark!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What's the difference
between Bill
Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired
him.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What kind of neckwear
does Hillary
Clinton look best in?
A: A noose.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best
in?
A: Handcuffs.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters
does
Hillary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What's the best place to photograph
Clinton
Administration officials?
A: A police lineup.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the
inauguration to break his
promises.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
for his summit with
Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college
buddies who moved up there during
the war.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked
lawyer with a
crooked politician?
A: Chelsea.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
boat sinks.
Who is saved?
A: The United States of America.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court
decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
A: If you divorce your
wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Q:
Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle
child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
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